June 2013
34 posts
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
- Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
- Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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- Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
- Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
- Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
- Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
- Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
- Albus: Da—
- Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
Guild Wars 2 - Dragon Bash: Bash The Dragon
Maclaine Diemer: Here’s the final version with a proper crowd singing. It has some slight changes to the arrangement, the most drastic being the new key, the addition of the mandolin, and the removal of the long gaps between verses and choruses.
English Pronunciation
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
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I think this is my new favourite poem ever.
i can read this just fine, considering i english is my only language
but fuck i see what people complain about goddamn .__.
are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
I guess he forgot his roots.
did you just
So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
- Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
- Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Yes.
- RDJ: Gimmee.
